The U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission has approved the most ridiculous security exchange ever created. In a move only Mel Brooks could love, this exchange would create a marketplace where people can wager on the box-office results of motion pictures.
Really. I'm serious. Max Bialystock would be proud.
Now, the CFTC has not yet approved the trading of any actual securities and CFTC Commissioner Bart Chilton did say, "At this point in time, I have not heard any arguments to persuade me that 'movie futures' generally can overcome some fundamental design flaws." This is comforting news, because there are serious design flaws. It is vital that investors understand those flaws, and why they should avoid playing on this exchange should trading be approved. For that matter, if trading is approved, I would avoid all the movie stocks because they will be affected as well.
It doesn't take a brainless starlet to know that the ability to manipulate a market like this is easier than shouting, "Action!" The Motion Picture Association of America summed it up nicely in a press release, by pointing out that anyone from caterers to agents to families of crew members to studio insiders are essentially insiders, and it would be impossible to police and enforce their trading activity. Add to this the fact that just about anyone is capable of leaking footage or reviews from early screenings onto the Internet – whether that information is truthful or not -- and it brings new meaning to word "puppetry."
This manipulation would upend the entire movie business. Here's some examples. Let's say a big studio like Walt Disney
What about a small studio like Lionsgate Entertainment
Now imagine a notoriously stern mogul like Rupert Murdoch of News Corporation
Movies are risky enough as it is, and now they want to add yet another level of uncertainty to the whole thing? Investors don't need this garbage. If you want to invest in motion pictures, you already have a way to do it. It's called "stock," and you can buy or sell short companies like Paramount Pictures owned by Viacom
Or, if you prefer, you can hitch a ride on Bialystock Inc. I hear Max is going public, and I'd rather bet on him than on a futures exchange for his movies.
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