Now, who's hot, who's not? Easy: the industry that sells flammable products and is widely regarded as the least moral stream of profitability, big tobacco.
If you're squeamish about investing in "sin stocks," that's fine. But before you leave, take one look at the following chart. A glimpse of the past three years reveals that tobacco stocks have handily outpaced the Dow Jones Industrial Average
But you'd be silly to think that all this profitability doesn't come without some difficulty.
MO money, MO problems
The dividend kingpin of this group, Altria
Altria's fat cash balance of more than $3 billion means it probably won't sweat over these charges. Considering the $1.17 billion profit it recorded in its third quarter, it has the pockets and cash flow to pay off charges like this well into the future. But as many of these barons realize, it's like the more money they come across, the more problems they see. So with money in the bank, and targets on their backs, industry cohorts such as Lorillard
While this ruling isn't exactly a performance anchor for Altria, it's indicative of the larger environment it faces. Big tobacco is between the unenviable rock, hard place, and harder place of litigation, taxes, and regulation. While it won an irregular victory at the hand of U.S. District Judge Richard Leon, that's hardly the sort of performance it can bank on. It continues to face pressure in Australia, where its packaging remains under fire.
On the lam
Sometimes a company just has to get out of Dodge to capture big profits. It's this reality that prompted the 2008 spin-off of Philip Morris International
Sometimes, though, the government and big tobacco are frenemies of sorts. That's because tobacco's practiced profit-making places it squarely in the sights of legislators looking to fill budget shortfalls or raise revenue.
And, oh, what revenue it brings in. In 2009, tobacco taxes racked up an impressive $17 billion for the U.S. government. While federal governments like to hike tobacco taxes -- 46 states and the District of Columbia have raised them more than 100 times since 2000 -- they need to be cautious. For instance, revenues have not gone up as quickly as taxes have been increased, suggesting that higher taxes put downward pressure on sales. This could also be exacerbated by a slowly declining smoking population in the U.S., meaning the cash cow of tobacco sales could wither up if government gets too greedy and raises taxes too much. It's for this same reason that I feel cash-strapped states are less likely to push through more smoking bans and restrictions at this time.
99 problems but a pick ain't one
Given the nature of tobacco companies, I've set my sights abroad. Philip Morris is arguably the best-positioned of the companies mentioned here. It consistently pays dividends topping 4%, has a conservative (for tobacco companies) payout ratio of 55%, and with a three-year dividend growth rate of 39.1%, it likes to give it back. Philip Morris' international presence removes it from many of the hostilities found in the U.S. market. With third-quarter revenue up 26% over last year, the company is demonstrating its international chops well.
There are other domestic options for those who like to play in domestic soil. If you want to get out of the game, flip, and go legit, there is always Star Scientific
Earning an honest living
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